super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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