Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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