It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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