Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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