He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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