So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Randomize
