I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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