I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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