Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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