You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Randomize
