she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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