from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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