he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
being pregnant is like rehab
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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