I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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