Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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