I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I didn't notice because vodka
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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