i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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