worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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