I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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