if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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