if you like me you must not know who I am
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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