I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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