Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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