I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize
