Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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