Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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