On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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