I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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