porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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