I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
