Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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