Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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