Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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