I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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