For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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