I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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