I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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