i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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