Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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