the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He shit in the fireplace
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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