Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
