Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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