Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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