Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
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