DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Randomize
