I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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