Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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