The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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