Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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