? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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