He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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