Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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