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  • funny thing is, I sent this one to a girl im dating and said "Hey this is something you would so say to me" she replied with laughter.. ugh oh.. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:01am
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  • While summoning the fingers, Suzuki pondered without feeling time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:47pm
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  • I agree with 12:53... there's no point in answering, it'll only make the person's night worse... Which is why this is so funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:26am
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  • i like the little sad face at the end... classic. haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:02am
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  • you gotta lub the honesty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:02pm
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  • 11:35 wins. Short and sweet. 847 throws it up. Mutombo knocks it out of the sky like king kong. Then does the infamous finger wag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:00pm
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  • 847. suburbs 773. Chicago Chicago FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:49pm
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  • at least they were polite enough to answer..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:40pm
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  • 12:53 i agree with you too wow you want ice for that burn? i wonder if it was a booty call idk what would be worse, being denied by a booty call or denied by a friend!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:19am
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  • ahh...sometimes tooo tired to do anything but sleep alone!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:35pm
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  • sounds more like sarcasm than flat out denial. chicago rules

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:06am
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  • ehh at least the person was honest, i'd rather be disappointed briefly then not answered at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:24pm
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  • CHICAGO! YEAH MTHAFCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:56pm
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  • 847 is around Barrington and the surrounding suburbs indeeeed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:07pm
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  • im pretty sure all of my friends have done this to me. fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:04am
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  • hahaha lighten up guys. this is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:09pm
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  • It's only funny if this is someone that dicked them over in some form. If this is someone they generally consider a friend, not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:06am
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  • AWESOME ANSWER REALLY AWESOME, ( no sarcasm either)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:38am
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  • that's such a bad burn. and not even in a funny way, ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:56pm
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  • Who cares?? It's a freaking great response!! Haha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:42pm
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  • Didn't you know? The city doesn't like the burbs! YEAH CHI!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 2:36am
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  • 11:27.. not true at all! I fucking kill you if you give me your address!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:16pm
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  • My area code is 773 and my dads is 847

    Submitted by buckbearbanger on Dec 8, 10 at 5:15pm
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  • people from chicago suck anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:27pm
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  • i love it! sucks to be you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:01am
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  • I'd prefer if they ignored it and blamed it on being asleep already

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:53am
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  • 11:47PM Enough with the silly ass haiku crap. Nobodys impressed. That text is funny as hell. If their night was going terrible already, their night is fucked after that. They might've hanged themselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:05am
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  • Aweee :'( you poor thing! I'm sorry your friend is a dick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:53pm
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  • what a dick...hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:35pm
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