the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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