Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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