"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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