so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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